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Can you sing-a-long to my “Superfoods Song” music video? I sing about the top health-promoting Superfoods and Superherbs that I consume often.

Superfoods Song” is a spoof on the “Yacco’s Nations of the World” cartoon which is an adaptation of the Mexican Hat Dance song. I knew there was a positive reason I loved cartoons as a kid…to spoof them as an adult!

This video is brought to you by my channels IrresistibleHealth‘ on YouTube (to which you are invited to SUBCRIBE) and ChristianBates‘ on NaturalNews.tv (which you are invited to FOLLOW).

Learn how to get the world’s top Superfoods and Superherbs in your body the easy way HERE: http://SuperfoodBeautyElixirs.com

“Superfoods Song” Lyrics (with links of stores and organizations relating to each Superfood COMING SOON!):

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Acai Berry, Acerola Cherry, Amla, Alfalfa, and Aloe Vera,

Ashwagandha root and Asparagus too, Astragalus, Ayahuasca

Bee pollen, Blue Green Algae, Brazil Nut, Burdock, Cacao, Cacti with spines

Camu Berry BERRIES! Cat’s claw, Chanca Piedra, Chilies of many kinds

Chlorella, Chia, Cinnamon, Cistanche, Coca Leaf, Codonopsis

Coconut water and meat, Colostrum, Deer Antler, Dunaliella Algaes

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Eucommia Bark, Fulvic Acid, and Ferments like Ciders, Kefir, Sauerkrauts,

Goji Berry, Grasses of the wild, Ginkgo, Ginseng, Gotu Kola

Gynostemma Leaf, He Shou Wu root, Hemp Seeds, Horsetail, Jujube, Maca

Marine Phytoplanktons, Medicinal Mushrooms like Agaricus and Chaga

More mushrooms include Cordyceps, Lion’s Mane, Maitake, Poria, Reishi,

Shiitake, Turkey Tail back to the M’s, who doesn’t love Milk Thistle Seeds?

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Mucuña, Neem, Nettle, Noni, and Oatstraw, Passion Flower, Pau D’Arco

Pearl, Pine MSM, Quararibean flowers, Rehmannia, Oh!

Rhodiola, Royal Jelly, Sea vegetables like kelp, Schizandra berry and Shilajit

Spirulina, Spring water, Tobacco, Tulsi, Vanilla, (&) Zeolite drinks!

There’s thousands more to be discovered in the wild world at large I do think

Let’s keep trying them all and healing more and more as we…

Fill up our pantry and fill up our blender to make the most powerful superfood superherb tasty longevity drinks!

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The Cacao Rap music video is finally launched! It is an educational entertainment (“edu-tainment”) piece designed to make you think, make you laugh 😉 , and get you passionate about raw cacao! Enjoy!

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Lyrics:

CB: Yo, deep from the heart of Amazon herbalism
An ally at large for folks who like the cures in ‘em
This buddy of mine, can you guess who he is?
If I told you he’s the highest whole food antioxidant?
Either you stumped or you know
Based on the title of this show.
You best not be pronouncing it COCOA.

Please say hello to my little friend,
Purple beans to send from the Amaz”a”n,
Prevents bulldozing the rainforest to raise chemical cows
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!

CHORUS:
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for…

Aumm and the now power of now is how I first got into this:
Holistic living mindin’ my own business,
But in 2003 I got into raw food.
Turned 18 then, been vital since adulthood.
In 2004 I couldn’t ask for more:
Did the green powders, the nuts, seeds and sprouters.

I snuck some pieces of roasted sugarized
Chocolate, but I knew the lies, I was a doubter
‘till the day my superfood goodies order arrived
I gave myself the first dibs,
A crunch, a chew, I was feeling alive
As I experienced my first raw cacao nibs!

Raw chocolate a mineral supplement,
Highest source of magnesium, chromium, and so much more
A hero reverses the worlds mineral deficiencies
Scientific facts prove shamanistic folklore

By 2006 raw cacao powder and butter,
Came on the market to near from far
I co-created with YogiSuzi, my friend of another mother
The infamous superfoodized WildBar

Deputy Commissioner for the FDA, Michael Taylor, regarding cacao what do you have to say?

MT: I think I don’t like it at alls,
Haven’t patented or genetically modified it’s chromosomes,
But serve it with estrogenic cow milk and sugar, and I’ll give it a go.

CB: I think you’re a bigger deception than running heal-toe.

MT: Your niche of foodies need to really move on, you know
And try the ingredients that get my stamp of approval.

CB: No thanks Mike I make difference choices now,
I choose wild foods and superfoods like maca and cacao

Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for…

Now I know what you might be thinking.
Is this guy coo coo for cacao poofs?
Doesn’t he know that cacao is to theobromine as to hard liquor is to proof.
An addictive intoxicant, unnatural chemical dependency,
Surely he must be in denial of this superfood fallacy
Rest assured I’m aware of the debate
But in love and in my rational
There ain’t no room for cacao bean hate
In fact pass me some of that Arriba national.

You see, in the wild, all food has medicine in it,
These original foods have alkaloids and bitter nutrients.
They are good for our receptor sites at the right doses
I’m not saying drink liquid cacao from high pressure hoses.
Use cacao as an ingredient, a recipe addition that has buttery bitters
Then balance it with plenty of creamies, herbs and sweeteners.
You’ve just stacked the odds in your favor,
Cacao, the MAOI-like neuro-potentiator,
Please save me more for later

Mike, for ships and cosmic giggles, I give you the floor.

MT: Thanks Bates. Ideally terrorists like you wouldn’t be here anymore
You’de be in FEMA’s collateral 90%.

CB: Whoa, don’t haise me bro, my raps getting’ a dent.
This is a cacao party with a positivity and an afterglow

MT: I know, but only when allowed by bill S-510.

CB: That’s been called the food fascism bill
Threatening my ability to make superfood American pies on my window sill,

MT: Bates I got a new chorus for you:

Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops

Changing our name on the television
Hiding the truth again and again
Psychopathic rulers oppress citizens
We make the orders for all the governments

Parasites stuck in our DNA
Totalitarian tiptoe is our way
A war on your mind, a war on your brain
Don’t think hard, remain innocent

Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops

Bates its time we took you out
Gonna silence you so you cannot shout!

CB: Not afraid of you and I will not pout
I got a secret weapon just open your mouth….

MT: Oh my freaking cacao goddess I feel good I think I’ll go on a hike.

CB: Holy cacao, we’re gonna let you go Mike,
For an outrageous impression, please Subscribe, Comment and Like
But seriously only if you do Like, use your mind, your discernment,
These days its more challenging to know who’s got the clearest vision,
Use this mode of communication while you can, the world wide Internet
Keep discussing, ask who can entertain the many ways of making decisions
Turn off your television.
give your throat a break of shoving down corporatism.

Go outside and touch the Earth, son,
Get some naked rays of sun,
You are the one, hon’, the superhero with the paradise dreams,
Keep your insides clean, get the natural medicine in.

Together we seek to love, experience and know
Tune in next time to the Rappin’ Irresistible Health Show!

(Chorus during credits)

Copyright 2011 Christian Bates

Do you want some cacao-containing elixir recipes made by this video’s rapper? Then, CLICK HERE: SuperfoodBeautyElixirs.com.

Happy New Year!

Kick-starting this year with excitement I present the trailer to my upcoming music video “The Cacao Rap:”

Think of this video as the pinnacle of “Edu-tainment,” the perfect way to both learn and have fun. The actual music video is to be launched within the next 1 to 2 weeks.

By the way, if you are as much of a cacao fan as me, be sure to get my eBook on how to make the best cacao drinks and other divine unique elixirs here: www.SuperFoodBeautyElixirs.com

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