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If you’ve spent some time on Facebook or health forums then you’ve seen a little of this:

The Health Debate Rap Music Video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K67kCKurl8

Conclusion: Take the best from every tradition and apply it to your life.

Hi, I’m Christian Bates. I took the best from every herbal and ancient nutritional tradition and applied it to my epic new product, Longevity in a Bottle: http://LongevityPower.com (It’s another fun video, go check it out!)

-Christian

P.S. My Cacao Rap

My Superfoods Song

Oh, and the Superfoods Song Remixed with Bethanne Wanamaker on the mic (You know you LOVE these edu-taining videos!)

Happy New Year! Presenting…the Best of ChristianBates.com in 2011!

To develop superfood products, I have taken a 5 month break from writing and video making for ChristianBates.com. However, I am fully charged to reach out, educate and entertain in 2012. Stay tuned!

In the meantime, please pick from the best of my 2011 posts (includes hilariously informative videos and articles). Go ahead, click on the links below (They will open in new windows or tabs so that you can easily come back to this page):

 

The Cacao Rap (Music Video)As fly as the It’s Gettin’ Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot rap or even flyer? You decide.

 

Gathering Spring Water For My Hot Tub: The ‘How To’ adventure you MUST see!

 

Superfoods Song (Music Video): Me on the mic; 80+ superfoods sung in a high speed Mexican Hat Dance.

 

Superfoods Song REMIXED! (HOT Music Video): Bethanne Wanamaker on the mic!

 

Simple Raw Chocolate Hazel Nut Mylk Smoothie Recipe: A scrumptious liquid recipe that was put into a gluten-free cooking book.

 

High Fruit? Low Fruit? Or Fermentation? (Video and Article): The ancient secret of fermenting the sugar out of your favorite fruits to make tantalizing low-glycemic elixirs!

 

6 Unique Kefirs (with Video): Everything you can do with the best ferment ever!

 

Japan’s Nuclear Fallout To Hit Western North America and What To Do About It: Educate yourself.

 

Anti-Radiation Elixirs (Video with 2 Recipes): A savory soup and sweet superfood smoothie, Mmmmm.

 

The Best Compost Ever! (Video: Composting At Home Explained): Let me show you how it’s done.

 

Raw Superfood Cream-filled Chocolate Easter Eggs Recipe: I can read your mind, “I want!”

 

Kelp Chips Recipe, like Kale Chips but BETTER: Kale is great, but Kelp is wild!

 

Vanilla Malt & Chocolate Butterscotch Swirl Gelato Fudgsicles Recipe (Raw, Ovo Vegan, Low Glycemic): Yeah… your welcome.

 

UnCoffee Ice Creme Sundae Drizzled in Raw Chocolate Sauce (Rich in Tonic Herbs, Low-glycemic, Mostly Raw): A meal in itself!

 

Get Your Natural Game On! (HOT CONTROVERSIAL Video): Make this fascinating video go viral now.

 

My Facebook Community Created My Superfood Smoothie (VIDEO): 1st time it’s ever been done.

 

Make 2012 your year for extraordinary health,

Christian

 

WATCH ON YOUTUBE HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_0gLLxTgY

WATCH THE ORIGINAL UNREMIXED SUPERFOODS SONG HERE: http://christianbates.com/?p=676

Superfoods Song” is a spoof on the “Yacco’s Nations of the World” cartoon which is an adaptation of the Mexican Hat Dance song. I knew there was a positive reason I loved cartoons as a kid…to spoof them as an adult!

I did the singing for the original song. In this remixed version above, Bethanne Wanamaker takes the mic while I remix with wicked beats. The remixed song is available on Bethanne’s YouTube channel: EdibleGoddess (you are invited to SUBSCRIBE).

This original song is on my channels IrresistibleHealth‘ on YouTube (to which you are invited to SUBCRIBE) and ChristianBates‘ on NaturalNews.tv (which you are invited to FOLLOW).

Learn how to get the world’s TOP Superfoods and Superherbs in your body the easy way HERE: http://SuperfoodBeautyElixirs.com

“Superfoods Song REMIXED” Lyrics :

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Acai Berry, Acerola Cherry, Amla, Alfalfa, and Aloe Vera,

Ashwagandha root and Asparagus too, Astragalus, Ayahuasca

Bee pollen, Blue Green Algae, Brazil Nut, Burdock, Cacao, Cacti with spines

Camu Berry BERRIES! Cat’s claw, Chanca Piedra, Chilies of many kinds

Chlorella, Chia, Cinnamon, Cistanche, Coca Leaf, Codonopsis

Coconut water and meat, Colostrum, Deer Antler, Dunaliella Algaes

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Eucommia Bark, Fulvic Acid, and Ferments like Ciders, Kefir, Sauerkrauts,

Goji Berry, Grasses of the wild, Ginkgo, Ginseng, Gotu Kola

Gynostemma Leaf, He Shou Wu root, Hemp Seeds, Horsetail, Jujube, Maca

Marine Phytoplanktons, Medicinal Mushrooms like Agaricus and Chaga

More mushrooms include Cordyceps, Lion’s Mane, Maitake, Poria, Reishi,

Shiitake, Turkey Tail back to the M’s, who doesn’t love Milk Thistle Seeds?

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Mucuña, Neem, Nettle, Noni, and Oatstraw, Passion Flower, Pau D’Arco

Pearl, Pine MSM, Quararibean flowers, Rehmannia, Oh!

Rhodiola, Royal Jelly, Sea vegetables like kelp, Schizandra berry and Shilajit

Spirulina, Spring water, Tobacco, Tulsi, Vanilla, (&) Zeolite drinks!

There’s thousands more to be discovered in the wild world at large I do think

Let’s keep trying them all and healing more and more as we…

Fill up our pantry and fill up our blender to make the most powerful Superfood Beauty Elixir longevity drinks!

 

Can you sing-a-long to my “Superfoods Song” music video? I sing about the top health-promoting Superfoods and Superherbs that I consume often.

Superfoods Song” is a spoof on the “Yacco’s Nations of the World” cartoon which is an adaptation of the Mexican Hat Dance song. I knew there was a positive reason I loved cartoons as a kid…to spoof them as an adult!

This video is brought to you by my channels IrresistibleHealth‘ on YouTube (to which you are invited to SUBCRIBE) and ChristianBates‘ on NaturalNews.tv (which you are invited to FOLLOW).

Learn how to get the world’s top Superfoods and Superherbs in your body the easy way HERE: http://SuperfoodBeautyElixirs.com

“Superfoods Song” Lyrics (with links of stores and organizations relating to each Superfood COMING SOON!):

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Acai Berry, Acerola Cherry, Amla, Alfalfa, and Aloe Vera,

Ashwagandha root and Asparagus too, Astragalus, Ayahuasca

Bee pollen, Blue Green Algae, Brazil Nut, Burdock, Cacao, Cacti with spines

Camu Berry BERRIES! Cat’s claw, Chanca Piedra, Chilies of many kinds

Chlorella, Chia, Cinnamon, Cistanche, Coca Leaf, Codonopsis

Coconut water and meat, Colostrum, Deer Antler, Dunaliella Algaes

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Eucommia Bark, Fulvic Acid, and Ferments like Ciders, Kefir, Sauerkrauts,

Goji Berry, Grasses of the wild, Ginkgo, Ginseng, Gotu Kola

Gynostemma Leaf, He Shou Wu root, Hemp Seeds, Horsetail, Jujube, Maca

Marine Phytoplanktons, Medicinal Mushrooms like Agaricus and Chaga

More mushrooms include Cordyceps, Lion’s Mane, Maitake, Poria, Reishi,

Shiitake, Turkey Tail back to the M’s, who doesn’t love Milk Thistle Seeds?

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Mucuña, Neem, Nettle, Noni, and Oatstraw, Passion Flower, Pau D’Arco

Pearl, Pine MSM, Quararibean flowers, Rehmannia, Oh!

Rhodiola, Royal Jelly, Sea vegetables like kelp, Schizandra berry and Shilajit

Spirulina, Spring water, Tobacco, Tulsi, Vanilla, (&) Zeolite drinks!

There’s thousands more to be discovered in the wild world at large I do think

Let’s keep trying them all and healing more and more as we…

Fill up our pantry and fill up our blender to make the most powerful superfood superherb tasty longevity drinks!

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The Cacao Rap music video is finally launched! It is an educational entertainment (“edu-tainment”) piece designed to make you think, make you laugh 😉 , and get you passionate about raw cacao! Enjoy!

CLICK HERE to Subscribe to my YouTube channel, The Irresistible Health Show, and stay updated for all future “edu-tainment” videos.

Lyrics:

CB: Yo, deep from the heart of Amazon herbalism
An ally at large for folks who like the cures in ‘em
This buddy of mine, can you guess who he is?
If I told you he’s the highest whole food antioxidant?
Either you stumped or you know
Based on the title of this show.
You best not be pronouncing it COCOA.

Please say hello to my little friend,
Purple beans to send from the Amaz”a”n,
Prevents bulldozing the rainforest to raise chemical cows
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!

CHORUS:
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao!
Let’s raise the roof for…

Aumm and the now power of now is how I first got into this:
Holistic living mindin’ my own business,
But in 2003 I got into raw food.
Turned 18 then, been vital since adulthood.
In 2004 I couldn’t ask for more:
Did the green powders, the nuts, seeds and sprouters.

I snuck some pieces of roasted sugarized
Chocolate, but I knew the lies, I was a doubter
‘till the day my superfood goodies order arrived
I gave myself the first dibs,
A crunch, a chew, I was feeling alive
As I experienced my first raw cacao nibs!

Raw chocolate a mineral supplement,
Highest source of magnesium, chromium, and so much more
A hero reverses the worlds mineral deficiencies
Scientific facts prove shamanistic folklore

By 2006 raw cacao powder and butter,
Came on the market to near from far
I co-created with YogiSuzi, my friend of another mother
The infamous superfoodized WildBar

Deputy Commissioner for the FDA, Michael Taylor, regarding cacao what do you have to say?

MT: I think I don’t like it at alls,
Haven’t patented or genetically modified it’s chromosomes,
But serve it with estrogenic cow milk and sugar, and I’ll give it a go.

CB: I think you’re a bigger deception than running heal-toe.

MT: Your niche of foodies need to really move on, you know
And try the ingredients that get my stamp of approval.

CB: No thanks Mike I make difference choices now,
I choose wild foods and superfoods like maca and cacao

Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for raw cacao
Let’s raise the roof for…

Now I know what you might be thinking.
Is this guy coo coo for cacao poofs?
Doesn’t he know that cacao is to theobromine as to hard liquor is to proof.
An addictive intoxicant, unnatural chemical dependency,
Surely he must be in denial of this superfood fallacy
Rest assured I’m aware of the debate
But in love and in my rational
There ain’t no room for cacao bean hate
In fact pass me some of that Arriba national.

You see, in the wild, all food has medicine in it,
These original foods have alkaloids and bitter nutrients.
They are good for our receptor sites at the right doses
I’m not saying drink liquid cacao from high pressure hoses.
Use cacao as an ingredient, a recipe addition that has buttery bitters
Then balance it with plenty of creamies, herbs and sweeteners.
You’ve just stacked the odds in your favor,
Cacao, the MAOI-like neuro-potentiator,
Please save me more for later

Mike, for ships and cosmic giggles, I give you the floor.

MT: Thanks Bates. Ideally terrorists like you wouldn’t be here anymore
You’de be in FEMA’s collateral 90%.

CB: Whoa, don’t haise me bro, my raps getting’ a dent.
This is a cacao party with a positivity and an afterglow

MT: I know, but only when allowed by bill S-510.

CB: That’s been called the food fascism bill
Threatening my ability to make superfood American pies on my window sill,

MT: Bates I got a new chorus for you:

Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops

Changing our name on the television
Hiding the truth again and again
Psychopathic rulers oppress citizens
We make the orders for all the governments

Parasites stuck in our DNA
Totalitarian tiptoe is our way
A war on your mind, a war on your brain
Don’t think hard, remain innocent

Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops
Let’s raise the roof for government psyops

Bates its time we took you out
Gonna silence you so you cannot shout!

CB: Not afraid of you and I will not pout
I got a secret weapon just open your mouth….

MT: Oh my freaking cacao goddess I feel good I think I’ll go on a hike.

CB: Holy cacao, we’re gonna let you go Mike,
For an outrageous impression, please Subscribe, Comment and Like
But seriously only if you do Like, use your mind, your discernment,
These days its more challenging to know who’s got the clearest vision,
Use this mode of communication while you can, the world wide Internet
Keep discussing, ask who can entertain the many ways of making decisions
Turn off your television.
give your throat a break of shoving down corporatism.

Go outside and touch the Earth, son,
Get some naked rays of sun,
You are the one, hon’, the superhero with the paradise dreams,
Keep your insides clean, get the natural medicine in.

Together we seek to love, experience and know
Tune in next time to the Rappin’ Irresistible Health Show!

(Chorus during credits)

Copyright 2011 Christian Bates

Do you want some cacao-containing elixir recipes made by this video’s rapper? Then, CLICK HERE: SuperfoodBeautyElixirs.com.

Happy New Year!

Kick-starting this year with excitement I present the trailer to my upcoming music video “The Cacao Rap:”

Think of this video as the pinnacle of “Edu-tainment,” the perfect way to both learn and have fun. The actual music video is to be launched within the next 1 to 2 weeks.

By the way, if you are as much of a cacao fan as me, be sure to get my eBook on how to make the best cacao drinks and other divine unique elixirs here: www.SuperFoodBeautyElixirs.com

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